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Curse and Cause


It was past midnight and he was still awake. He decided to go outside and receive some fresh air. Things were likely to be much better out there.
He was surprised to see a long black thin snake of about 1cm width slithering slowly across the stairs. He panicked but held himself back from shouting. What he needed now was to kill the snake. He looked for something strong enough, but there was none around. The snake was still visible and slowly crawling towards an opening in the wall. Suddenly his eyes hit the image of a huge stick at a distance. Involuntarily he headed for the stick and was back in a moment. Instantly he hit the snake on the head before it could reach the safety of the bush. He hit it again and again until there was no sign of movement from it anymore. The head was much bruised now and it was probably dead. He winced as he adored the body with scorn and disgust. What on earth was it looking for on his stairs? He wondered. He sat down on a bench thoughtfully.
Suddenly, he felt sorry for the snake. They were once said to be the wisest of all animals, and now suddenly they had turned to objects of contempt, crawling on their bellies as if in a burial procession, biting every aggressor on the heel. They were still cunning enough though. Somehow, he knew the snake was not dead yet, but for the past five minutes it pretended to be dead. Just as he was still thinking, the tail of the snake moved, half of its body moved in a coiling manner as if it was doing something. The poor animal could definitely heal itself.
There was a legend that if you left a snake without cutting its head and tail, it will resurrect even after its death. And even now he was looking at the disgustful coiling body, he believed it totally. These animals could heal and even resurrect themselves. Part of him felt sorry for having killed it, but there was an urge in him that could not be stopped. He picked up the stick and used it on the head body and tail of the snake for several seconds until he was sure it was dead or worse than dead.
He knew it was the curse on them that caused them to be looked upon with so much repugnance. And how many of this curses that have been integrated into nature has man tried to ignore? It was all hopeless. All that was meant to be will pass. How it passes is what you determine. People in the core of the thread of history can change the events of history but not its ends. All probabilities is as a result of freewill and that, we are meant to use well and wisely...

World of Mosquitoes


There are several group of mosquitoes I have witnessed. Some are fun to watch

Group 1. The hyperactive. These ones are usually found in times of water scarcity, they have very high bloodlust and can fly around with great speed. They participate in the major mosquito athletics.
1. Ballerina: When they perform this kind of dance, it is an indication that it is happy and not so hungry. Probability of catching this type with a clap is 1 out of 20 claps.

2. F1 Racers. These types just zoom across your ear in a straight line blaring there horns right inside your ear as they pass by. They are both hungry and angry athletes. Their goal is to distract you enough with speed so you don't get to know when they settle on you to feed. Probability of catching this type is 1 out of 50 claps

3. The SpeedSkaters: This is a more powerful breed of the f1 racers. These ones just zoom across in an irregular or curvy pattern without noise, they don't seek to distract with noise but with motion. Rather than whooze past your ears, they will whooze past your eyes. The probability of catching this type is 0 because you won't even try it for fear of beating/mashing up your face in the process.

4. The last group are the Heavyweight boxing champions, these usually consist of fat women-mosquitoes who have fed on so much blood and go about sharing it around. They are usually very slow in movement and can be easily caught. However their uniqueness is that they go straight to the point and start sucking your blood. Myth has it that the earliest vampires had a connection with this bloodsucking breed. :p

---Culled from the Encyclopedia of Mosquito Adventures with Opata Chibueze---

Mosquito Missions 1


It was the seventh time the mosquito was flying past his face, this time he snarled at it with his hands and felt the wings as he cupped it in one hand. With faith it was caught inside his tightly cupped hand, he brandished the mosquito tear gas in excitement, released the gas into a small opening on the hands.
After about five minutes, he opened his hands expecting to see a dead mosquito, but the only thing that happened was the release of a bad odor meant only for the singing devil-fairies

Rough Handling Mosquitoes


1. Use Clapping pistols, especially if you have a wide fat hand. Enhance pistol usage by using security camerasproperly to avoid shooting your ears or cheeks.
2. Purchase burglar proofs and add live wire to enhance protection
3. Purchase nuclear bombs for emergency... Really useful when your room has been hijacked.
4. Wear earphones to listen to better music :)
Lastly, don't forget to wear life jackets (with bulletproof) when sleeping in case these terrible blood suckers breach your security.

Hope you find the information useful :p